Sometimes you need a burger, and you need it now.

Not a flimsy fast-food bun. Not a sad, floppy patty. You want a full-throttle, flavour-packed burger in Valletta, the kind you can actually sink your teeth into, leaving you speechless for a moment before mumbling “wow” through a mouthful of melted cheddar. Mmmm….

At Cheeky Monkey, we treat every burger like a masterpiece. Stacked high, sauced right, and engineered for maximum munching satisfaction. If you’re on the hunt for the best burger in Malta, or exploring burger places in Malta that actually deliver the goods, you’re in the right jungle.

Here are the cheeky, juicy, glorious burgers waiting for you at our Valletta gastropub.

The Classic Cheeky Burger: Simple done right

A timeless tasterpiece for burger purists everywhere. Our Classic Cheeky Burger is built on a juicy beef patty, fresh tomatoes, crisp mixed leaves, and a generous drizzle of BBQ sauce. Add melted Cheddar for extra indulgence. Trust us, it’s worth it! This is the kind of burger that reminds you why a burger is a unique type of joy. Simple, satisfying, and executed with the kind of cheeky flair that puts us on the list of best burger in Valletta contenders.

Monkey Spice: The hot one

If your tastebuds enjoy a little thrill-seeking, Monkey Spice is your next adventure. This fiery beauty layers a juicy beef patty with melted Cheddar, tomatoes, mixed leaves, and a creamy, blended dressing powered by red peppers, jalapeños, rocket leaves, and Parmesan. That’s right! Heat and quality ingredients, all between two buns. It’s bold. It’s spicy. It’s unforgettable. And it’s why so many burger Malta lovers keep coming back for another round.

King Kong: The big one

You want size? You want flavour? You want a burger that demands respect? King Kong is for you.

A double beef patty. Cheddar cheese. Bacon. A fried egg. Onion jam. Tomatoes. Mixed leaves. It’s a skyscraper of savoury joy, robust, rich, and built for the brave. If you’ve been searching for the a burger ion Malta that doesn’t hold back, King Kong is your prize. Just make sure you arrive hungry. Very hungry.

Cheeky Triple: The chicken champion

Not everyone wants beef … and we love you for your individuality. That’s why the Cheeky Triple brings a grilled chicken breast stacked with bacon, melted Cheddar, mixed leaves, tomatoes, and smoky BBQ sauce. It’s juicy, hearty, and proof that chicken burgers deserve just as much spotlight in the burger places Malta conversation. Lightly smoky, totally satisfying, and 100% cluckin’ delicious.

Bacon & Beer: The crowd-pleaser

Are there any two words more glorious than “Bacon” and “Beer”? This beast features a juicy beef patty, grilled bacon, mixed leaves, tomatoes, and a rich ale-and-cheese sauce that ties everything together in one glorious, savoury bite. It’s the kind of burger that pairs perfectly with a cold pint and a breezy evening on Merchants Street. If you want a burger in Valletta with personality, this could be the one for you.

But Wait… Burgers Love Backup!

Burgers shine brightest with a cheeky sidekick. At Cheeky Monkey, your burger feast can level up with the following nibbles and platters available on our Valletta menu:

• Sliders: Four mini burgers, four sauces (BBQ, cranberry, guacamole & Monkey Spice). Perfect for sharing… or not sharing at all.
• Loaded Skins: Crispy potato skins overflowing with matured Cheddar, bacon & sour cream—basically happiness in edible form.
• Wings, Wings, Wings: Tuck into six crispy voodoo-sauce wings. They’re hot, messy, addictive.
• Tortillas: Whether it’s chilli con carne (hot), BBQ chicken, or gooey guacamole, these tortilla wraps always hit the spot.
• Share Platters: From the Cheeky Monkey Combo to the Baboon Platter (with ribs, sliders, wings & dips), these beasts are built for groups, celebrations, and feeding a small army.

Ready to try the best burger in Valletta?

We’re open daily from noon till late, serving up burgers, cocktails, Happy Hour deals – all day, and good times right on Merchants Street.

Whether you’re craving the best burger in Valletta, looking for bold flavours, or simply want a fun night out, Cheeky Monkey is your burger-loving jungle with plenty of other delicious to choose from.

Book you spot at our Valletta outlet by calling: +356 2235 4050